I've reached new levels of laziness this week. I've nearly missed all major games due to napping, I've barely been doing my homework, and I've spent the majority of my days watching stupid YouTube videos. In keeping with that theme, and realizing it's almost Saturday, I've decided to deliver the power rankings with team descriptions of five words or less. Because a billion words couldn't express how f**ked up college basketball is right now.
1. Michigan State
The clear national title contender.
2. Xavier
Your new Big East champion.
3. Virginia
We know about the defense.
4. Texas Tech
Keenan Evans = Kemba Walker.
5. Villanova
Watch them at full strength.
6. Gonzaga
Final Four run is possible.
7. Auburn
The FBI screwed them over.
8. Duke
I'm not giving up yet.
9. Purdue
It's been a tough week.
10. Cincinnati
I needed a name here.
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